Debbie Pelt vs Sookie Stackhouse Bloody True Blood CatBall Catfight
For final episode of Season Six I think Debbie and Sookie should get into a bare assed nasty locked up rolling catball catfight. During an evening thunder storm, Debbie sneaks into Sookie's boidoire while Sookie showers. She is in rain soaked wet Woolfie form and ready to sink her fangs into Sookie, when Sookie all wet and nude and ready to dry off, hears her growl. Sookie hits her with a lightning bolt as Debbie in her woolfie form leaps at her. Deb gets knocked against the far wall, flopping onto the floor in her rain soaked naked human form. No sooner than Sook patters into the main bedroom, wet Deb leaps at soaked Sookie and the two wet naked females tangle up into a rolling clawing biting hair pulling leg locked scratching frenzied crotchlocked catball cat fight. The two wet locked waring sex toys, turn into a single soppy bloodied mass of warring femmes. A catfight that will go down in history as the sexist girlfight ever made. Move over from Russia with love and the Amazons. This vicious catball catfight concludes at beginning of season Seven
The Catfight has often been referred to as a latent fetish. One that is generally enjoyed by heterosexual Males, and can be discovered, as with many fetishes, by some spontaneous viewing early in life. It is indeed in it's classic form, when using two attractive women in a love triangle, dressed softly and provocatively in early evening clothes, a compilation of several fetishes, including;
1- leg 2- upskirt 3- nail or talons 4- scratching 5- biting 6- high heel 7- stocking 8- pantyhose 9- tearing or clothes destruction 10- struggle and/or wrestling
It also appears to have been a form of entertainment and mild sensual excitement throughout the History of the Human Race.
In ancient and early tribal times the cat-fight may have well been a form of adaptive sexual stimulus for a tribal human male surrounded by a Harem like selection of females. Certainly the more combat capable a tribe was, along with it's population, the greater it's ability to fend off competitive groups. A tribe with limited Male attention due in no small part to the time required for hunting and the related dangers and attrition rates for ancient hunters, would have lent itself nicely to a situation of at least two girls for every boy, as the "Beach Boys" Song went. This added spectacle of a cat fight cat balling through the tribes camp, after a long week of hazardous exhaustive tracking and hunting would have helped add the impetuous to do the dirty dead, with more than one woman in a single evening, keep the tribe growing and the women from finishing each other off. A sassy catfight was also a great diversion from what would have been other than, a rather dull and drab existence without the Television. i.e. which came first the Catfight or the Soap Opera ? ...an interesting question to be sure.
As time wore on and Mankind became more civilized? The catfight appears to have taken on more sophisticated details. Egypt and Greece, bought us Oil Wrestling and the sport itself of tight female wrestling. Germany and France, mud fights or wrestling. Britain Ladies Boxing, Spain the early Classic Cat fights in Chi Chi Mama Dresses. AND last but not least the final evolutionary stage came by way of the wild west, with classic nylon garter locked saloon girl brawls, leading up to the modern classic dress ripping cat-ball catfight party.
One can perhaps also see some evolutionary influence of the catfight evolution in Ladies makeup. For instance, Red lips, darkened eyes, rouge on the cheeks, long red nails. One has to ask did makeup and other details evolve from the catfight fetish?
In addition to the enjoyment of the fetish aspects of catfights by Males, Females too appear to enjoy this spectacle, both to watch and partake in it. If one classic breaks out at your local bar, you will probably see as many girls enjoying and chearing on the sassy contest as will the Males. Most Cute Gals also know the stimulating effect of the Catfight on a Male audience. Unfortunately for the would be Male spectator of a "Real Cat fight", these tangled sessions often occur in the Ladies Room, between two Sisters or Girl Freinds getting dressed up for a party in the privacy of a bedroom, or some other exclusive local :(
In short the classic catfight has the following points of development; A- Two lovely females of similar height and build, wearing heels nylons and dresses or skirts. They will generally be of similar ethnic background, have long hair, long nails, and be made up in general for an evening of dinner and dance. B- The REAL scene however, is more often the private bathroom or bedroom, and can also be very spontaneous occurring in the most unlikely locals, such as a Church Bake Sale, or Astronaut Convention. So like Alien UFO encounters, they are often off the beaten path, in private surroundings and can be very quick. The average full bore Classic Frenzied Rolling Ripping Cat fight often lasts for less than two to three minutes, before exhaustion or a bouncer breaks it up. Imagine rolling around with a 140 pound weight wrapped around you for even 30 seconds? With regards to the real catfight garb, it more often occurs in jeans or shorts. C- Buildup to the cat fight, is often with some nasty dialogue followed by long intense stares, and the big face double slap, is the classic Tee Off for the Classic Catfight. D- Hair pulling and hence long hair is mandatory. E- Staggering about on high heels pulling and ripping and clutching is a basic staple F- The awkward leg lock trip fall down and roll, or angry tackle and roll are but two options to start the catfight catballing across the floor. G- Clawing, biting, ripping, rolling occurs in the form of a horizontal boogie across a nylon, cloth, hair and sometimes blood spattered floor
BY THE WAY, more than one additional fight has been started by some do dad trying to stop the fight.
Now some males will claim to dislike the catfight, even a hot dress ripping tangled rolling classic. But that is very rare, and the males in question may in fact be lying or being stuffy prudes. Your guess is as good as mine, but enjoy to you hearts content, and if you miss out, you can always make a request at a "CatFightParty".
Plus this is the way the Head On Commericial should go;
Here is what the "Head On" Add should have been, only WWE knows how to be entertaining and get the message across at the same time!;
~~ Camera pans in on Two lovely WWE Diva Models in conversation sitting at an out door cafe table conveniently next to a beach. both sexy Femmes with, one hand holding a capsule of WWE's RAW On, the other hand gently placed on her forehead. Both are dressed in soft colored pastel like flower... short summer dresses, both sitting in a dainty lady like manner, with sexy strap on hiheels, similiar white gartered hose, with their legs sexily crossed facing one another across the table with painfull expressions. ~~~
The Long haired blue eyed 20 something Blonde starts off in her squeaky dumb blonde voice-
"Like...you know Chasey I like my RAW On RAW On RAW On Tension Headach relief to cure my PM PM PM aches and pains"
The long haired hung over 19+ Feathered Red Head with Green eyes- "Why Lou Lou Lou you silly silly silly Goose, don't you know RAW On RAW On RAW On makes a PM Pain reliever from WWE RAW On, just for your Bitchy little PM period ...period ...period?"
The Blonde, while standing up with her skirt blowing up and showing her lilly white garters..."who you calling a dumb bitch you stupid stupid stupid Girl!" ...then applies her Tension RAW On directly to the forehead of the Red Head... " How dat make you feel now??... you Twat Twat TWAT..."
Red, stands up knocks the Blonde Raw On away from her own forehead, struts around the table,tangles her white laced nylons with Blondeees, pulls her in with one hand while grinding her RAW On into Blondees forehead "Slut Slut Slut, dis is what I mean!"
All hell then breaks loose, the two damsels loose their WWE RAW Ons and tangle up into a dress ripping leg tangled brawl rolling and cursing repeating curse words three times...while eventually rolling their catfight to the adjacent beach....slowly and sensuously rolling all wet and tangled like two lesbian snakes, slopping about in the surf of the beach, like a scene from swept away... the scene then cuts to a Posh Exec Lounge with two execs from RAW On and two lucious leggy busty Secretraries in short Alli Mc Beal type biz suits/skirts;
Exec One handsome black dude, in banker type suit "Well it ain't original but it sure gets my Mojo going, gets my Mojo going, gets my Mojo going"...then stares at the two secretaries in short biz dress suits... Exec Two, [red head freckle faced Mail Room type Joker in white shirt and Tie] while the two sexy and nervous secretaries look on, "I like it! I like it I like it!" says Joker Boy
Exec one, "Well bitches" while staring hard at the two secretaries and snapping his fingers three times..."CATFIGHT CATFIGHT CATFIGHT" ... The Two lovelies comply tackling one another while tieing up and rolling on the bar floor like a scene from Destry rides again, Cowboys come out of no where and start chanting, to the tune of -Do Dah DO DAH- RAW On RAW On RAW On ...sceen cuts back to execs leering down at the floor to the tangled catfight below, while a ripped bra lands on the head of one and tattered pantyhose flutters down on the head of another, they then pull out their respective tubes of WWE's RAW On, look at the camera and smile saying in unison..."These Bitches are gonna need lots O RAW On RAW On RAW On!!!"