On smackdown this week;
http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/results/
Plus this is the way the Head On Commericial should go;
Here is what the "Head On" Add should have been,
only WWE knows how to be entertaining and get the
message across at the same time!;
~~ Camera pans in on Two lovely WWE Diva Models
in conversation sitting at an out door cafe table conveniently next to a beach.
both sexy Femmes with, one hand holding a capsule of WWE's RAW On, the other hand gently
placed on her forehead.
Both are dressed in soft colored pastel like flower... short summer dresses, both
sitting in a dainty lady like manner, with sexy strap on hiheels, similiar white gartered
hose, with their legs sexily crossed facing one another across the table with painfull
expressions. ~~~
The Long haired blue eyed 20 something Blonde starts off
in her squeaky dumb blonde voice-
"Like...you know Chasey I like my RAW On RAW On RAW On
Tension Headach relief to cure my PM PM PM aches and pains"
The long haired hung over 19+ Feathered Red Head with Green eyes-
"Why Lou Lou Lou you silly silly silly Goose, don't you know
RAW On RAW On RAW On makes a PM Pain reliever from WWE RAW On,
just for your Bitchy little PM period ...period ...period?"
The Blonde, while standing up with her skirt blowing up
and showing her lilly white garters..."who you calling
a dumb bitch you stupid stupid stupid Girl!" ...then applies
her Tension RAW On directly to the forehead of the Red Head...
" How dat make you feel now??... you Twat Twat TWAT..."
Red, stands up knocks the Blonde Raw On away from her own forehead,
struts around the table,tangles her white laced nylons with Blondeees,
pulls her in with one hand while grinding her
RAW On into Blondees forehead
"Slut Slut Slut, dis is what I mean!"
All hell then breaks loose, the two damsels loose their WWE RAW Ons and tangle
up into a dress ripping leg tangled brawl rolling and cursing repeating curse
words three times...while eventually rolling their catfight
to the adjacent beach....slowly and sensuously rolling all wet and tangled like
two lesbian snakes, slopping about in the surf of the beach, like a scene from
swept away... the scene then cuts to a Posh Exec Lounge with two execs from RAW On
and two lucious leggy busty Secretraries in short Alli Mc Beal type biz suits/skirts;
Exec One handsome black dude, in banker type suit
"Well it ain't original but it sure gets my Mojo going, gets my Mojo going, gets my
Mojo going"...then stares at the two secretaries in short biz dress suits...
Exec Two, [red head freckle faced Mail Room type Joker in white shirt and Tie] while
the two sexy and nervous secretaries look on,
"I like it! I like it I like it!" says Joker Boy
Exec one, "Well bitches" while staring hard at the two secretaries and snapping his
fingers three times..."CATFIGHT CATFIGHT CATFIGHT"
... The Two lovelies comply tackling one another while tieing up
and rolling on the bar floor like a scene from Destry rides again, Cowboys come out of
no where and start chanting, to the tune of -Do Dah DO DAH-
RAW On RAW On RAW On ...sceen cuts back to
execs leering down at the floor to the tangled catfight below, while a ripped bra lands
on the head of one and tattered pantyhose flutters down on the head of another, they
then pull out their respective tubes of WWE's RAW On,
look at the camera and smile saying in
unison..."These Bitches are gonna need lots O RAW On RAW On RAW On!!!"
TA DA !!!!!!
